I never quite understood what people are doing or thinking when they’re reversing in parking lots and parking structures. Are they thinking? What’s going on through their heads?
Everyday at work I get bored. Everyday at work I stare out the window, with my jaw dropped looking like a five year old on cocaine who hasn’t slept in three weeks. And everyday that I look out the window, I witness at least twenty pairs of vehicles nearly crashing their rear ends.
Sometimes I wish it would happen so the stupid people would yell at each other and I had something to laugh about. People just don’t look where they’re going, and it really pisses me off. Do they think that they can just hold their breath, close their eyes, and hit the gas in reverse and hope for the best? I’ve come to the conclusion that nobody in California can drive.
Now somebody hand me the chapstick, my ass is quite chapped.
