This is probably my number one pet peeve in the whole wide world. People that park like douchebags. Is it really that hard to back up and straighten out? It shouldn’t take more than a few seconds, really.
The first and only time I’ve ever hit another vehicle was at Fanime 2007. My car was parked in the corner parking spot, and I was backing up to finally leave the epic convention. I all of a sudden hear an ear piercing screeching noise and look behind me, and ask, “did I just fucking hit that car?” My friend nodded, and I pulled forward, the noise repeating, and I got out of the car.
I got out of the car, and analyzed the situation. There was purple paint all over her white bumper, and some white paint on my bumper. I did the nice thing and left a note with my name and phone number, offering to pay for some of the damage.
Before I got in the car, I realized, if she wasn’t parked like a complete idiot, I never would’ve hit her. She was parked crooked, so park of her car stuck out in the back, making it an easy target.
People need to take that extra five seconds and just straighten their vehicles. When people don’t, we can’t park, we can’t get out of our cars right if we do park, we hit them.. just.. FFFUUUCCCCKKK RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE.
It’s mostly women that do this, too. Stupid cumdumpsters.
