Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Now, answer me this one question. Why do you do this? Is it because you don’t know how to change the toilet paper roll? I would certainly hope not. Is it because you’re lazy? It doesn’t take too much work to do this, c’mon. Is it because you’re trying to be a pretentious asshole? Yes.
Now, I never quite understood WHY people do this, really. At work I’m usually the one who ends up actually putting the toilet paper roll on the plastic thing. Guests at my house do it all the time. I want to fucking rip their throats out.
So here, I give you, Lady Miss Sonic’s step by step instructions on how to change a fucking toilet paper roll:
1. Pull back the spring loaded plastic tube
2. Remove the spring loaded plastic tube
3. Remove the cardboard toilet paper thing
4. Put it in the fucking trash
5. Put a new toilet paper roll on there
6. Pull the spring loaded plastic tube back again
7. Place in hole
8. Let go, and it will fit into the other hole
RRRRRAAAGGGEEEEEE.
