April 2009
1 post
Christian Bale's Batman Voice
You can’t tell me that I am the ONLY one that laughs at Christian Bale’s Batman voice. I mean, the Dark Knight was a great film, but it was extremley long. But admit it, didn’t you laugh everytime he spoke in his “mask voice,” he sounded like a complete idiot?
If you know my good friend Christine, you know that her mock of the voice is almost exact to that of...
March 2009
6 posts
Scene Girls (And Boys)
I think the above demotivational poster just really explains it all.
This concludes this post.
Wait, no it doesn’t.
WTF IS UP WITH WEARING FAIRY WINGS?
Wind Chimes in Houses
If you look in the upper right hand corner, you’ll see that there’s a wind chime inside this house. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t wind chimes supposed to be outside? Outside so the wind breezes on them and makes a natural, pleasant noise to sooth the soul?
What are you going to do with a wind chime inside a house? Are you going to turn on the fan and blow it...
The Lazy Women in the Kitchen
C’MON YOU LAZY FUCKING AMERICANS. COME THE FUCK ON. CHOP YOUR SHIT, WOMEN!
Idiots Who Don't Look When Reversing
I never quite understood what people are doing or thinking when they’re reversing in parking lots and parking structures. Are they thinking? What’s going on through their heads?
Everyday at work I get bored. Everyday at work I stare out the window, with my jaw dropped looking like a five year old on cocaine who hasn’t slept in three weeks. And everyday that I look out the...
People Who Park Like Douchebags
This is probably my number one pet peeve in the whole wide world. People that park like douchebags. Is it really that hard to back up and straighten out? It shouldn’t take more than a few seconds, really.
The first and only time I’ve ever hit another vehicle was at Fanime 2007. My car was parked in the corner parking spot, and I was backing up to finally leave the epic convention. I...
That Thing People Do With The Toilet Paper
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Now, answer me this one question. Why do you do this? Is it because you don’t know how to change the toilet paper roll? I would certainly hope not. Is it because you’re lazy? It doesn’t take too much work to do this, c’mon. Is it because you’re trying to be a pretentious asshole? Yes.
Now, I never quite understood WHY people do this, really....